december 19

Today you have to fuck with your girlfriend while you're listening to 'La Vie en Rose' by Edith Piaf, because today is her birthday. The sex- session have to be very sensual and according to the rythm of the song.

hey, Martha, let's fuck slowly and gently, today it's december 19

by 110 c.c. August 23, 2019

December 1st

The best day out of the entire year. That's why they left it last.

Fuck yes! It's finally December 1st 🥵🤘🏾

by Busratheexplorer October 12, 2019

Raw Dog December

Raw Dog December is The Month of December and making it fun for all. Raw Dog December Everyone, You know what that means...

"Yo, Since its Raw Dog December , I Raw Dogged my girl bro."

by HiItsMeMyGuy October 13, 2019

december 26th

national holding hands day

"It's December 26th. You know what that means."
"What?"
"Let me hold your hand."

by idkkk12345 October 15, 2019

December 29th

December 29th is a birch trees birthday.

Steven: Hey its December 29th isn't it? It's the birch trees birthday!

by Birch girl October 15, 2019

December 28

Today everyone in a relationship will say to other people how much they love their s/o

"Hey it's December 28 today"

"Yeah man i love my gf so much you dont even know bro i just kdkfooao"

by broidkok October 15, 2019

December 7th

National Clown Day

This day is in commemoration of the After fans who have been clowns since the beginning. Thanks to user aftermovie on Twitter.

Stranger: Do you know December 7th is National Clown Day?

After Fan: OMG that is so cool!

Stranger: Yeah! And it's dedicated to you guys.

After Fan: Bruh, I feel so honored!!

by After Bitch October 15, 2019