theoretical bear

Not the bear everyone needs them to be

Mmmmmmm too bad he is only a theoretical bear

by Uptrash November 19, 2017

Pookie bears

A group chat with all your pookies.

Alan, Edgar, David, jaasiel, Jesus, Johnathan, Matthew, and Victoria are all Pookie Bears

by Pookie Pookster November 21, 2023

Appalachian Bear Crawl

The act of when you oil up a bathtub and put a nude person in it on all fours then 5 others piss on them while the person in the tub tries to escape

Last night was crazy, I can’t believe we did the Appalachian Bear Crawl

by “Hoodpharmacist” November 5, 2025

Poke the right bears

Business folks say this to 1) imply they can do favors, affect change, etc. and 2) sound macho.

Especially common among grown-up douchebro yuppie types.

Hydrogen fuel cells aren't a development priority this quarter? Let me see if I can poke the right bears to get this done.

by unicodebandito May 9, 2017

Mama Bear OG

Very Dank Sativa dominant hybrid. Fruity and uplifting and super potent, boasting a 28.7% and 11.5% THC and CBD levels respectively. Strawberry Banana Kush x Three Kings OG

I’d love to smoke some of that Mama Bear OG

by Calyx Frost January 28, 2020

bear boyo

the best son a father can have

I love my bear boyo

by no0tno0t May 15, 2018

Chloë Bear

A really Awesome young woman who has a way of embedding herself in peoples lives. She is insanely smart and somehow everything a person wants in another person. She knows Pi like its a music piece, which no surprise she is amazing at as well....She is terrible with directions and her height is her greatest SHORTFALL....She is left handed yet everything about her is just right .

OH MAN , Here comes Chloë Bear
(All the girls hide their boyfriends as Chloë Bear walks in)

by Bulletin July 10, 2018