simp

dudes that idolize a girl that they will never make a move on due to their abnormally small penis

michael exuded big simp energy when he was too pussy to text claudia.

by ccd1999 December 18, 2019

SIMP

also known as Skill Issue Mental Paralaysis

this guy has SIMP lmao

by some dude lmao March 30, 2022

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Game Simp

Someone who abandons friends and social obligations to play a game (new or old.)

Brad: “Hey we still going fishing this weekend right?

Ethan: Sorry I bought Doom Eternal and I’m going to play it all weekend.

Brad: Your leaving me to play a video game that you will always have?... You’re such a Game Simp.

by Brave Weekend Warrior February 28, 2022

Simp

Brendan Rumsey

Oh that guys is such a fucking simp

by Peterford_1989 February 18, 2020

simp

.A man will do anything for a girl. overly desperate for women. Will hit on any woman he sees

"?Have you met Noam Star 2"
"Yeah, he's such a simp"

by Nelavi December 17, 2023

Simp

Matt.

Matt: *insults a girl and bullies her*
Olly: he’s trying not to be a simp

by 123456789123456789987654321 March 24, 2020