1. a critic (usually of movies) who provides quotes favorable for use in promotions in exchange for something (such as a movie junket)
2. a derisive term for anyone who obsesses over quotes
2. a derisive term for anyone who obsesses over quotes
by The Return of Light Joker October 16, 2008
Get the quote whoremug. A girl who talks like whe will, texts like she will, and most importantly flirts like she will. But in the end, does not do what a man hopes she will.
Friday:
Susan: Are you going to the party tomorrow?
Bob: Sure, you?
Susan: Yes, and you better be there becuase I'm going to make you feel so good. ;)
Bob: Really?
Susan: YES.
At the party the next day:
Bob goes to grind and possibly make out or more with Susan. In return for putting himself out there he gets a slap to the face.
Susan: WTF are you doing perv?!
Bob: Yesterday you...
Susan: EW! Boys are disgusting.
Bob: But yesterday you said....
Susan: What would ever make you think I'd want that?
Susan once again slaps Bob and walks away.
Bob: What a fake whore.
Susan: Are you going to the party tomorrow?
Bob: Sure, you?
Susan: Yes, and you better be there becuase I'm going to make you feel so good. ;)
Bob: Really?
Susan: YES.
At the party the next day:
Bob goes to grind and possibly make out or more with Susan. In return for putting himself out there he gets a slap to the face.
Susan: WTF are you doing perv?!
Bob: Yesterday you...
Susan: EW! Boys are disgusting.
Bob: But yesterday you said....
Susan: What would ever make you think I'd want that?
Susan once again slaps Bob and walks away.
Bob: What a fake whore.
by walnut41 December 8, 2010
Get the Fake Whoremug. 1. A slang term used to talked about the illness Mononucleosis (Mono). This disease is mostly contracted from saliva from one person to another by means of kissing or other acts. Most common in teens and, oh yeah, Whores.
2. Any sickness that is contracted by whore-like acts.
2. Any sickness that is contracted by whore-like acts.
Person 1: Katie isn't looking so good today...
Person 2: Yeah, Brad gave her the whore flu.
Girl: Ugh I haven't felt good since me and Ken got together a couple nights ago.
Other Girl: Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the whore flu!
Person 2: Yeah, Brad gave her the whore flu.
Girl: Ugh I haven't felt good since me and Ken got together a couple nights ago.
Other Girl: Sounds like SOMEONE has a case of the whore flu!
by Alyssaaa October 14, 2007
Get the Whore Flumug. 
Sleeping with more than one man. Cheating on your husband. Sleeping with new partners immediately after the last sexual relationship is ended. For example, sleeping with 5-9 guys in 8 months makes you a whore. Seeking out a sexual partner because you lack intrinsic value or have no worth makes you a whore as well. If you say, "I'm not a whore" when someone calls you an adulterer, you are definitely a whore. If you only sleep with your husband when you want him to buy you something, and then commit any of these items, you are then a worthless whore.
I'm not a whore.
You ruined your kids lives, you whore.
Thanks for embezzling my money, fucking off the mortgage, and creating a life time of debt, you worthless whore.
You're a liar and spent my money on bullshit instead of paying the taxes, you whore.
Why do you need to fuck random guys and then tell me about? Are you a worthless whore?
How many times do I have to tell you not to text me about your problems, whore?
Go fuck a black cop like the whore you are!
Get used and thrown away like a worthless whore.
You ruined your kids lives, you whore.
Thanks for embezzling my money, fucking off the mortgage, and creating a life time of debt, you worthless whore.
You're a liar and spent my money on bullshit instead of paying the taxes, you whore.
Why do you need to fuck random guys and then tell me about? Are you a worthless whore?
How many times do I have to tell you not to text me about your problems, whore?
Go fuck a black cop like the whore you are!
Get used and thrown away like a worthless whore.
by HonestPersonThatWins April 18, 2019
Get the worthless whoremug. A nasty ass fugly skank who doesn't have a life, spends hours on myspace, and thinks she is hott shit and that everyone wants to hook up with her, but in reality she is gross, fat, pale, and has ugly hair. Commenly known for throwing herself at boys that either don't want her or are "best friends" boyfriends.
Brittany is a whore muffin for trying to get with Katie's boyfriend and then trying to hook up with Kristen's ex boyfriend who she still likes.
fucking fag
fucking fag
by Seth Cohan September 3, 2006
Get the whore muffinmug. A really preppy bitch who thinks she's all that so she dresses like a whore. But still in her preppy clothes. Maybe a shirt saying princess with a skirt up to her cooch. This girl would act preppy but slutty but would never even think of kissing a guy until at least the 5th date and has very strict rentals. If you see a girl that fits this description she usually sits straight up with her legs crossed and when trying to head bang just kind of nods her head with her back staying straight and somehow her neck straight the whole time also. It looks im possible but they do it.
That fucking prep whore thinks she is all that. I heard she wont even kiss her boyfriend and theyve been going out for like 2 months. What a fucing dilhole.
by Risa April 16, 2003
Get the prep whoremug.