top

Me.

i’d look nice on top of you 😏

by bleh27 January 13, 2022

Manor top

If you are seen getting off at this tram stop then the odds are that you live in a council house and only wear hoodrich.

Ewww! he is getting off at manor top, he will be scranning rats tonight.

by Aes10 January 16, 2022

I'm on yo top

It means to roast a nigga lmao.

Ugly ahh lil boy i'm on yo top jit

by Whats it to yuh January 21, 2022

Swan Topping

A blood sport involving the throwing of a throwable cutting implement at a swimming flock of swans, with the aim to decapitate as many as possible

Hey Billy, I was planning on disposing of a few old circular saw blades, ..wanna make a game of it with a round of swan topping?

by willybrrreeeen May 25, 2022

Head Top

When you pull a football over someone’s head and then you scream HEAD TOPPPP

Head top

by Head top May 25, 2022

Top Gun

When you and your buddy simultaneously take a shit on the same toilet. One person uses the upper deck while the other gets the seat imitating a fighter jet cockpit. Bonus points for wearing aviators.

“Damn bro, there’s only one toilet in this bitch, let’s Top Gun this mother fucker!!”

by Slimfitter May 26, 2022

Top Hat Tattoo

A top hat tattoo is when a male who was not endowed by Christ slaps his uncircumcised wang against someone's face, leaving a top hat shaped red mark.

That dapper young gentleman left a top hat tattoo on my daughter's face. I hope he calls her back.

by TopHatBill May 26, 2022