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Dick Slap 

Made by a mentally challenged male post pubescent when they take off all their clothes and someone offers to buy them a Super Hero costume causing retard excitement in which the subject repeatedly jumps up and down smacking their dick on their stomach, balls, and legs. The sound created is a Dick Slap.
I can't believe our math teacher gave us homework over Christmas vacation. He's such a dick slap!
Dick Slap by Flamin' Raymond June 12, 2009
Related Words

scrot slap 

the taste of cum after getting it slapped into your face by a black underage male prostitute
The big black 12 year old male scrot slapped me and it tasted really bad.
scrot slap by nicker May 13, 2005

Grandma Slap

To slap someone so hard their grandmothers can feel it. Not literally but its a saying.
Man, I'm gonna slap you so hard your grandmas gonna feel it!!!!!!

Bitch Slap!

Bitch Slap also known as Pimp Slap, is when you take your hand and slap that Bitch back and forth until the hit the ground. Lets practice, ''take what ever hand is more dominant and raise it up, have the hand level to the persons nose, then slap them as hard as shit on a brick, it helps if you say left slap and right slap, then you last you say nigga please and slap that bitch until they are gone'' If ''Bitch Slapping'' does not cause much harm then SHANK the bitch.
I Bitch Slap! that hoe while they were titcheerion. Cheerios flew every which way.
Bitch Slap! by Ghettoblastah October 26, 2010

invisible monkey slap 

An Invisble Munkee Slap (IMS) is a directive handed down by a severely out-of-touch PHB who thinks he is a visionary, but is really just a silly munkee. The PHB likes to think (s)he is doing you a favor, but in reality is just slapping you in the back of head with a poorly planned project which you are now forced to deliver.
Dude, can you believe the freeking IMS I just got? What was that jackass thinking?

Kappa Slap 

A kappa slap is when someone, normally being an African American, is being an annoying ass nigger and needs punishment.
That damn nigger tried to steal my truck, but I had John Boy grab me shotgun and shoot at that nigger while I gave him a mean kappa slap back to his moms house.
Kappa Slap by Tupacfromw70 March 5, 2009