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Cracked gamer

a cracked gamer who doesn't touch any grass.
he is a virgin 4 life
by Trigg747 September 8, 2022
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Cracked

To have coitus with another being
Guy one: I got cracked so good last night everyone is getting an extra ranch no charge
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand
by BigGuyChungus July 31, 2025
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Cracking the Lid of the Ark

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.

The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018
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crack brownies

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.
by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019
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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown December 29, 2015
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Crack

Crack is a drug that is mostly used for snorting on a girl ass
Hey dude I just snorted alot of crack of Jimmy s moms ass it was awesome.
by Buttcheekmaster January 15, 2020
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crack advice

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
by horuntori September 1, 2016
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