by Trigg747 September 8, 2022

Guy one: I got cracked so good last night everyone is getting an extra ranch no charge
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand
Guy two: I need to get cracked it’s been three months with my right hand
by BigGuyChungus July 31, 2025

A term reserved for when you have a bowel movement, or fart, that is so putrid that everyone the general vicinity is struck down by its face melting power.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
The name is in reference to the famous scene from Raiders of the Lost Ark, in which the Ark of the Covenant is opened and all bystanders are swiftly killed by its immense power. Some even had the misfortune of having their faces melt.
While standing in the checkout line at Walmart I was overcome by the need to fart. To relieve pressure, I reluctantly started cracking the lid of the Ark. Once released, everyone in line was immediately incapacitated by its face melting power!
by Showstick September 26, 2018

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by Buttcheekmaster January 15, 2020

Scott: I've been meaning to ask this girl out, could I ask for some advice?
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
Aaron: Use Google.
Scott: Thanks for the crack advice.
by horuntori September 1, 2016
