middle up your ass

To spoonfeed a bitch or whore or to fuck a sex toy with your middle finger.

I gave her so much money, it was my mistake that the middle up your ass!
The middle up your ass last night, and the results weren't pretty.

by Ranshiin X April 27, 2014

bitch in the middle

When a man loves another man, but a person with a pussy comes along and snatches him away. That person is called 'bitch in the middle'.

Verb: Bitching in the middle.

Bob: 'The love of my life, Jim, was seduced by Tansa with the big ones!'

Tim: 'That bitch in the middle!'

by Phillipjohnson April 19, 2014

sour middle class

Overly bourgeois teenagers who study art as an outlet for their tortured soul due to never having to go without. Or people that believe that still voting Liberal Democrat is a viable option.

For example "The sour middle class are so depressed because they have everything they need, self harming over their 1st world problems!"

by TwistedHistorian June 4, 2014

middle school

Where you start smoking weed while listening to Ice Cube before you become a emo stoner in High School listening to Elvis Depressed ly

Happens to everyone in Middle School

I mean EVERYONE

by 420yolosimbabwateensuicide December 3, 2014

Middle East Tragedy

Russia, China, the U.S, Japan, France, Spain, and the U.K are discussing Syria and their chemical weapons. Right now ever since the latest memorial of 9-11, there has been tragedy with the muslims in the middle east and countries in south western Russia such as Turkey and Kazakhstan. Libya and Al-Qaeda received a signal to move into Syria and Egypt to surround Israel. It is unknown to all of us of which country sent the signal. But Afghanistan is currently scared now and leaves the war with a frightened attitude and begs the U.S to end the war. Russia believes that China can come up with ideas. To this day, there is war in Iraq. Madness and tragedy strikes the middle east with threats, frights, and various other things. Will this madness ever end?

war

Middle East Tragedy

by The Freeman November 4, 2013

the history of middle-earth

The History of Middle-earth (commonly referred to as HoME) is, like the better known Silmarillion, a compilation of the work of J.R.R. Tolkien put together and published by his son Christopher after his death. If your thought the Lord of the Rings was a brick you ain't seen nothing yet – HoME is comprised of twelve volumes of coffee table adorning glory (not including the index which gets its own book).

HoME is comprised of older versions of stories found elsewhere and material that didn't make it into the Lord of the Rings or the Silmarillion.

Met by cries “but this contradicts the canon!” HoME is frequently perused by hardcore Tolkien fans trying to figure out just how biased the imaginary in-universe authors of the texts really are and who the hell Tom Bombadil is anyway.

In addition to being an interesting read The History of Middle-earth can also be used to press laundry and kill cockroaches.

by Osprey Eamon February 7, 2015

middle kid

Someone 9-12 starting puberty

Man:my son is a middle kid

by Cooldudeand blah April 18, 2015