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middle finger up

means you fuck a crazy amount of hoes on a daily
did you see that picture where tom had his middle finger up?”
by bigpptommy April 17, 2022
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middle finger boi

by SirenHeadPlayz12345 December 25, 2020
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Charlie Middle Finger

sticking up the middle finger without the thumb because charlie is a fukn weirdo
eww you just used the charlie middle finger what a fukn loser
by luv u December 28, 2020
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Beach Ball With Fingers

Used to describe someone so fat that they literally look like a beach ball with fingers
Man, did you see how fat they were? Beach ball with fingers comes to mind.
by TheOriginalBBWF April 3, 2021
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Finger pecking bird

(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.

From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.

The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.

The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!

The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
by Thecatswhiska April 24, 2021
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Two finger smidge

When two fingers is all you need. Used as a measurement.
I'll take a double.
You mean a two finger smidge?
by Jessi-rose September 2, 2021
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National Finger Week

This is the week starting October 23rd where guys get to finger girls at least once this week but get unlimited touching, and girls get to do anything they want to the guy EXCEPT finger them and if the year ends in an Odd number this week turns to until the end of the school year.
Omg it’s national finger week
Be careful John you are gonna get some
by Ollyoxenfree October 16, 2019
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