Ice Cream Bars

My life.

Friend: I hate ice cream bars
Me: PERISH YOU @^$^#%#$ @%#%# *#^#@# ^#%@^$

by Blueberie January 4, 2024

Jewish ice cream slab

When the holocaust Jewish people where melted with gas and their skin turned to jelly and froze in the cold times as blocks

They found so many Jewish ice cream slabs in the winter of 1945 in Germany

by Bumbutter69 August 8, 2021

mashed potato ice cream cone effect

The "mashed potato ice cream cone effect" is a surprise feeling (often negative) when you eat or bite into one thing thinking it's something else that looks similar

I poured myself some salsa to have with my tortilla chips. It wasn't until the first chip that I realized it was spaghetti sauce in a salsa jar. I quickly learned the meaning of the mashed potato ice cream cone effect

by cranioDan11 May 2, 2021

butt cream

when your butt hole stings you need some butt cream too make the rash or cut feel better sometimes i use but cream after I cut my self with a switch blade from shaving my butt whole or after I take a huge poo.

ow my butt stings let me get my butt cream.

by but cream November 15, 2020

Custard Cream

The sexual act pouring custard down a significant others arsehole or vagina then proceeding to drink the mixture of vaginal juice or shit and custard

Person 1: yo. What did u do last night
Person 2: jus Custard Creamed my sister

by Buttfucker43 March 27, 2024

Chocolate ice cream tsunami

An act usually preformed during sexual intercourse between a male and a female. The male starts by ejaculating and pooping into the females vagina. The female then queefs and squirts the ice cream like liquid onto the males face where he proceeds to eat it.

“Dude, me and my girl were going at it last night, and she said she wanted to give me a chocolate ice cream tsunami!”

by Jack wang May 31, 2024

Having too much cream

Having it too easy in the post office

“You need to get him off that route, he’s having too much cream”

by Ofsuburbia December 16, 2023