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angel funko

To religiously put someone in a jar for very normal reasons
Oh jaz? She’s been angel funkoed for the last week
by dreadmawstoner May 8, 2024
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Angel

He is so cute. He’s tall. He likes to hide his feeling to others but he will sometimes open up if you get close to him. He seems innocent but actually has a pretty dirty mind. This man is the light of my life. If his mind is set on something he will wait and not give up.
My name is Angel and I have a thigh fetish
by Shjdjdjskskbdkaknd November 24, 2021
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Angel

A 6' 2" closeted Bulgarian man that looks like a pale version of Gumby. He lifts weights to compensate for his love for twinks whose fake names start with a K.

He received too much love from his mother growing up and now tries to find that type of love from other women. He was successful once, but the girl was Indian so he wasn't into it. Well, he was, but he couldn't let his boyfriend Isaac know that he was.

He replaced her with another twink named Andrew who also happened to be Indian and loves makeup filters on snapchat.

However, this replacement could never replace his true love - the shy, gay kid in his English class. He and his friends made fun of him, but deep down he just yearns for his delicate touch. Every time his super inclusive English teacher talks about LGBT matters, Angel slowly peers at this shy boy, envisioning a future that could've been.
Angel was dick riding Isaac, but couldn't bare to look at his face because he looked like a homeless dog with rabies.
by gumbylover6969 August 22, 2022
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Angel Rain

A low intelligence, overweight ho, with personal hygiene problems.

Struggles to make friends and attract partners, yet still believes themselves to be something special.

Often found trolling social media as a way to gain the attention they so desperately lack in the real world.
You see that ugly loner over there? That must be Angel Rain!
by Boohoo616 April 4, 2023
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angel

angel is the type of guy to look like he doesn’t wanna be here, but in the inside he’s the most sweetest guy on earth. He can brighten your day just with a smile, he has many flaws and imperfections but it just makes you love him even more <3
“Wow did you see angel today! he looks like the guy from my dreams”
by b_33 November 21, 2021
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