Robbery Bob is the protagonist in Robbery Bob: Man of Steal, and Robbery Bob 2: Double Trouble. He is the Lord above all, and extremely handsome and sexy. He is the pinnacle of beauty. He has a massive horse cock and is a master at pleasing those that enter the bedchambers with him. He is unimaginably powerful, and can do incredible things, like reversing time to rerob houses that he failed to rob. He grants people who praise him and play his games a fraction of his power, and they recieve things like immortality, good looks and god-like abilities.
Guy 1: "Yo have you heard of Robbery Bob?"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"
Guy 2: "Yeah! I have both games, and I used to beat it to him every night, until I ripped my cock off from the superstrength he gave me!!"
by Omnigyatt June 19, 2024
Get the Robbery Bobmug. Colleague 1: "I wander if the boss will let me go home half hour early.
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
Colleague 2: "lol, you haven't got a Bob Hope mate!"
by Britney Sparkles September 9, 2025
Get the You haven't got a Bob Hopemug. by SoppaSick September 27, 2019
Get the bobmug. 
Bob is the cutest, the brightest and the most intelligent goldfish that always smiles and makes you laugh all the time. It’s pure joy to watch him swim around the glass jar even though sometimes he wants to come out. Then you have to tell him why he can’t leave the water. Even though i love him very much, i can’t let him do anything he wants because sometimes he may be a bit silly. He’s really active which is bad for a fish but that’s Bob. don’t forget to feed him or if u fed him because he won’t remind you. if you feed him too much or too less he will either explode or shrink to death so you need to be super careful. Other than that he is the most perfect goldfish for dinner, only if you’ve fed him well enough; it’s better if you dip Bob in soy sauce and don’t forget to cook him before eating as he might have std which is very contagious and can be critical to not only you but also your offsprings.
Kid: “mommy i’m hungry, can we have Bob for dinner today?”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
Mom: “He’s not fat enough yet, maybe next week he’ll be ready”
by BobbyLad November 22, 2021
Get the Bobmug. Girl #1: “Hey, what’s wrong with you?”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
Girl #2: “I got into a fight earlier and the bitch kicked me right in my bob cratchit!!”
by Dudemaaan December 26, 2018
Get the bob cratchitmug.