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Night Jerker

The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”
Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.
by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024
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'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.
Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."
by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024
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night

1- Part/period of the day that goes from 18:00 until 23:59.
2- Part/period of the day that goes from 18:00 until 05:59.
Night.
by ÇÑÝÇÑÝÇÑÝ June 25, 2025
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Night Swimming

Skinny dipping - like the R.E.M. song Nightswimming from 1993.
"Night swimming deserves a quiet night
I'm not sure all these people understand
It's not like years ago, the fear of getting caught
Of recklessness and water
They cannot see me naked" - R.E.M.
by just an old dude June 29, 2025
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night

1- Period from 18:00 (eighteen o'clock) until 23:59 (fifty-nine past twenty-three).
2- Period from 18:00 (eighteen o'clock) until 05:59 (fifty-nine past five).
Night.
by Venticinia July 9, 2025
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hotel night

Spending the night at a hotel with your partner and inviting escorts and prostitutes to have wild sex parties with you. Usually involves lots of baby oil, drugs and candles.
Baby, let's have a hotel night with someone from Cowboys 4 Angels.
by laorulez July 9, 2025
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good night

A greeting you might use in the night (18:00 until 23:59).
by Siririba July 10, 2025
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