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Ryan

Ryan is a small, like reallllly small, but strong, smart and adorable. He will eat all your food and has really nice hair. LIKE REALLY NICE HAIR.

He is also constantly getting molested by all the boys like all the time they just have their hands all over him its weird you should go save your local ryan right now.

if you find a ryan, immediately become friends with him and then use urban dictionary during english with him. Its fun<3
"Have you touched ryans hair?"
"omg yes how is it so nice"
by avocadosareseggsy January 31, 2023
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Ryan Douglas milkshake

A fine built man sits under 7 black men jerking it and he can’t move a muscle until all men blow hot steamy loads everywhere
Hey guys wanna have a Ryan Douglas milkshake
by Ryansmilkshake July 26, 2025
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Ryan

Ryan’s are the sweetest guys in the world! They are usually tall with blonde hair, blue eyes, and a gorg body! They will treat you like a queen!!! Go catch yourself a Ryan like I did!!!
Girl 1: Damn, I’d like a Ryan
Me: Oop- sorry he’s mine!
by elleso March 20, 2021
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Ryan Earnheart

An underworked but overpaid union laborer. Usually known to spend his/her entire paycheck on unnecessary recreational toys such as jet skis, ATV's, and fifth wheel trailers. Typically works 16-32 hours of overtime every week to barely maintain monthly payments for the previous examples. Lives paycheck to paycheck and never has more than $100 in his/her savings account.
Ryan Earnheart worked another round of overtime to pay for his rims.
by Jesse Paradise Stone May 29, 2020
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Ryan

A very stubborn boy that likes to wear Alphabounce and Y3 belt. Ryan is very gullible and sensitive.
Dude is that ryan? Hes so cool!
by Mister Popular April 23, 2018
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Ryan

Stubborn and competitive with others, he always wants to get his way. Ryan holds grudges and when you hit him, he hits back harder. Through his facade, Ryan is actually a sensitive being who feels for others. Ryan is deeply in tune with his emotions, but hides it well. Ryan is a loving guy who will do anything for you. Ryan will wear robes and care for you at all times. Ryan leaves people stunned with his handsomeness. Ryan is the best type of person to have in your life, don't ever let him go.
PERSON 1: "I told a joke to Ryan and he took offence, he's still holding as grudge; It's so annoying. He's been ignoring me all day and he keeps embarrassing me in front of the entire class!"
PERSON 2: "Oh, Ryan isn't mad at you or holding a grudge... His feelings are just hurt and he doesn't know how to talk about it or deal with it."
PERSON 1: "Oh, I'm going to apologise. He's also very handsome, I'll tell him that too!"
by fettahorse November 23, 2021
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Ryan’s Upright Hoes

A tenawesome pimp daddy named Ryan who has upright hoes, not hunched over hoes. Only upright.
Ryan’s upright hoes aren’t hunched over. Ryans hoes are upright.
by Ryans Upright Hoes October 3, 2024
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