When your underwear that isn’t meant to be a thing turns into one and you can feel the slow wipe every step you take
by Laurentheinnocent December 16, 2018
Get the Bum flossermug. 
by LewisJepson September 20, 2010
Get the salad bummug. The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating / jerking off, to increase pleasure while watching pornography or sexually stimulating broadcast material to enhance the experience, either on television or vvia internet streaming on computer, smartphone or tablet.
He was so aroused by the two lesbians performing cullingus on each other on late-night television, he couldn't resist giving himself a big telly pokey bum wank.
by Mackem Beefy September 19, 2021
Get the big telly pokey bum wankmug. by KcnDave September 8, 2023
Get the Up ya bum with a rubber thumbmug. 