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Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022
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your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021
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two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.
"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"
by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022
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two-egged

ok, so y’all know fraternal twins. well two-egged is the same but it’s been translated from german to english (zweieiig) which means two-egged
Simone: What is the non identical twin thing called?
Valentina: two-egged?!
by val23_<3 March 7, 2022
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a time or two

Loosely means once or twice. Also expressed as a time or 3, a time or 4. It means that something done happened at least once but could have happened a few, but not many times. Its kind of similar to saying a couple, with couple literally being 2 but it may be 3 or 4, but not many
I've done done that a time or two
by Sir Carlton September 3, 2021
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two way saw

when a person is giving oral and receiving anal or vaginal sex at the same time.
hey man me and this dude were giving this girl the ol' two way saw
by Vanessa licea May 21, 2017
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