Top Baby

A dominant person in sex, who happens to be a baby

Naoki is a top baby, while his girlfriend Yuna is a bottom bitch.

by TaroChiMochi December 29, 2019

Carrot top

A black man that has bleached his hair to orange and is just another bitch

He isn't anything but just another carrot top.

by Thatguysfunny1891 July 16, 2021

Top-brass

High command. Top notch. Best around.

Be on alert and watch your manners,top-brass is around.

by Randy goat fucker August 8, 2025

Top shelf wasted

When you go out drinking and get so wasted that you awake from your drinking coma days later.

Can also mean you are only drinking top shelf liquor to get wasted at a bar/club.

"Awwww man last week I got top shelf wasted in Tuesday.... Woke up Friday with no flow."

by Greatpickle December 4, 2014

Top blumpking

Whilst leaving an upper decker in the toilet, receive a blumpkin.

Yeah bro, earlier things got spicy with the wife and me in the bathroom. We top blumpking in there twice!

by Hazeydays December 14, 2024

Rocky Top

Is the majestic art of a blowjob after anal. Much like sloppy top just... sloppier.

I pulled that puppy out and she gave me some rocky top. Sucked the corn right off the helmet.

by Ralyks H July 14, 2019

Top mush of Doncaster

Jack

Jack is the top mush of Doncaster

by The top mush April 8, 2019