cum long shot

When you're jacking it and then you feel it coming and it flies several meters

When that happen you'll be like omg I just hit a cum long shot

by Oski_parkour February 20, 2024

Laser Shot Review

When your office manager tries to be hip while someone states the obvious fault in the product.

Thats a laser shot review Brad. These minor nuances make huge difference. Appreciate it. 👌

by Devil Dude November 21, 2018

Mechanic money shot

When you're draining a fluid from your car (oil, coolant, trans fluid, etc.) and it splashes out of the drain pan and gets all over your face.

*Tim pulls the drain plug and the oil splashes onto his face* Yeah baby, Tim just got the 'ol mechanic money shot right to the face!

by hgivjbnk October 14, 2025

Uzumaki Cum Shot

Just before the male ejaculates, he should start spinning his dick in circles, so the cum falls in a pattern and the pattern resembles the Uzumaki clan logo. This is a sign of respect toward the Uzumaki clan.

Person 1: Yo did you say the Uzumaki clan is your fav clan?
Person 2: Yes comrade
Person 1: So you should do the Uzumaki Cum Shot as a sign of respect
Person 2: I already did it. I'm not that slow comrade

by ClydeTheSeventh November 25, 2021

Shot bish

when someone tries to hit a cricket ball really hard but they end up just snicking it an it just roles about a meter or 2

*guy winds up to hit a 6, but it just ticks his bat and it goes nowhere

person 1: "what a shot bish"

person 2: "hahahah that was a massive shot bish"

person 1: (yells out from the boundary) SHOT BISH!!

by blancky May 16, 2016

Nip Shot

The hardening of cold or frozen nipples

I got really bad nip shot right now

by J to the R-O-C bitch January 16, 2009

shot

A syononym for shit, but using shot is appropriate when your phone autocorrects shit to shot and you are too lazy or bothered to correct it.

Shot happens.

by intenseshotter July 13, 2011