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ryan cardinali

A popular YouTubed with over 80,000 subscribers whose rose to fame with his acne treatment and food eating competition videos. He is widely remarked as one of the most ugliest men alive
Sam: Ewwwww, I got acne
Anish: Dude your fine just go to Ryan Cardinali’s channel for some acne treatment videos
by hulk1823 February 8, 2018
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Ryan

Ryan is the type of person to study prehistoric animals. It’s just his thing. He’s usually tall and skinny. He’s caring and kind to everyone. However he does have a short temper.
He Ryan did you hear about the new species of prehistoric animal discovered?
by The fossil fanatic April 16, 2022
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Ryan

The most amazing guy in the world. He’s patient, kind, and always has a smile on his face. He is always there for you no matter what. He goes through tough situations and always remains calm and level-headed. He doesn’t let bad things get to him, but grows and becomes an even better person from them. He’s focused on building the life he’s always dreamed of but he never fails to take a break and enjoy life. He’s the funniest guy in the room, that can have a conversation with anyone. His smile and bright eyes light up every room he walks into, but he’s humble and modest. Ryan cares about the people around him, he’ll drop anything when a friend or family member needs him without batting an eye. He’s respectful, and brave and adventurous. Ryan is stubborn as hell and will not stop until he reaches his goals, but he’s understanding and patient at the same time. He has strong morals and stands up for what he believes in. He’s also got a BANGIN BODY, he’s athletic as hell and will try to turn everything into a competition. Ryan will make you fall in love instantly. He will try his very best to make you feel happy and safe. He won’t leave your side, even on the bad days and he will love you more than you’ll even know. Date a Ryan, you will never regret it
-“Who’s that sexy mofo with the six pack over there?”

"Oh that’s Ryan”
by swimming73 November 23, 2021
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Ryan

Is really chill. But at parties, Ryan always has an urge to go right up to people and raise his fist up and act like he wants to bite them while they aren’t paying attention.
Ryan is really sussy
by Sussy Ryan November 23, 2021
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Ryan

A cool kind-hearted guy with a musical gift. Great boyfriend too. Pairs well with people named Ari or lily. Great at piano, and plays the xylophone. likes to play soccer with the boys. but thinks very little of himself and thinks he's a bad person.
there goes Ryan playing the piano again.
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Ryan

Ryan is fucked up nigger who gets no Huns
Ryan has no girls and no love
by Jerewizziy November 23, 2023
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ryan

broke my computer and owes me $854.99
Ryan is has so much sex all the time they loves it!
by TruthSpeakerIsME October 19, 2022
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