run my route

A phrase you use when you are correct and someone proceeds to tell you otherwise. To make someone see you are correct

You don't believe me? Run my route!

by Pimpcessdee May 11, 2017

i did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

i didnt do it

Dave: Did you run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake?

BOB:I did not run that family of four over with my car on the 15 of october 2023 at 3pm before dumping their bodies in the nearby lake

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Run a diagnostic

If someone places a paper towel between there ass cheeks to absorb sweat will eventually need a replacement because of intense use or it slipped out.

I’m going to the restroom to run a diagnostic

by David letr October 9, 2018

Run up the bag

Significantly grow your financial position. Similar to “let’s get this bread”

“Hey want to go into business together?”
“Hell yeah, let’s run up the bag”

by Eldris November 13, 2023

The Running Scorpion

The Running Scorpion is a risky sexual move where the male will chase a naked woman around and then flip over her landing his penis in one of her orifices. He will then shout "Scorpion Venom" as he climaxes in her.

Man Laura last night wanted to do The Running Scorpion! I stung that girl good!

by MyNameIsJeff47 June 21, 2025

smoke run

When you drive around in your car with some friends, usually in a neighborhood while smoking weed.

I loved the scene in Dazed and Confused when those kids were fucking up mailboxes during their smoke run.

You want to go for a motherfuckin smoke run after this beer?

by PulpFictionFan94 October 7, 2017

Bro, wanna run some 2's?

Slang for aggressive, gay sex.

Gaymer #1: Bro, wanna run some 2's?
Gaymer #2: Hell yeah brother!

by bigbenfrom7/11 February 22, 2024