one of those little puny fools who have geeky friends, and they see all the cool emo kids and think i am gonna be like that so they go out and they get some blond hair dye and a fridge cut in because there mum wouldn't allow any black, so they look like a total trendy boy. they then proceed to buy some baggy black trousers that look like school jeans. once they get used to wearing black they follow there friends who are emos and get some skin tight drain pipes so that they look like little ass holes. they also say that they listen to all the emocore music but when you look at there iPod all there is is weird music like Frankie goes to Hollywood and that shitty zombie nation song. these little wannabes get on everyones nerves as they think they are the real deal but everyone nos that they are little wannabes that order child like t-shirts that look like the cool ones the emos wear and they get gay bright color hoodies HEY GUESS WHAT EMOS LIKE BLACK do some research.
GAHHH they make me so angry
GAHHH they make me so angry
emo: hey have you heard sonny more left form first to last?
emo wannabe: errrr who?
emo: you no the lead sinmger of FFTL?
emo wannabe: oh yeah i forgot
emo wannabe: check out my yellow hoodie
emo: dude i like black
emo wannabe: mummy i got the wrong thing.
emo wannabe: errrr who?
emo: you no the lead sinmger of FFTL?
emo wannabe: oh yeah i forgot
emo wannabe: check out my yellow hoodie
emo: dude i like black
emo wannabe: mummy i got the wrong thing.
by George Hurdle May 17, 2007
"hey dude, have you seen emo bunny today?" "Yeah, hes over there next to that tree with the rest of his family." "Oh, the tree with the swing." "yeah"
by Pat G Thats Me January 07, 2009
One who hates Emos. An Emo Hater is likeliest to be someone who labels his/herself, such as a Wannabe. Emo Haters normally have no reason to hate Emos, but like to hate them because it's what all the other Posers and Wannabes are doing. Maybe it is just pure jealousy. The world may never know...
Samantha: Hey,Emo-Sarah!You suck!
Sarah: Oh NO! Not POSER-SAMANTHA!
Samantha: I'm going to hit you with this stick until you bleed to death.
Sarah: Ewww...why?
Samantha: Because.
Sarah: Becuase why?
Samantha: Becuase you're going to bleed to death anyway.
Sarah: Ah,the lies! You are such an Emo Hater! Why do you take such little precaution in your slanderous speech?
Samantha: Deeeehhhh...I don't know biggie words!
Sarah: Whatev.
Sarah: Oh NO! Not POSER-SAMANTHA!
Samantha: I'm going to hit you with this stick until you bleed to death.
Sarah: Ewww...why?
Samantha: Because.
Sarah: Becuase why?
Samantha: Becuase you're going to bleed to death anyway.
Sarah: Ah,the lies! You are such an Emo Hater! Why do you take such little precaution in your slanderous speech?
Samantha: Deeeehhhh...I don't know biggie words!
Sarah: Whatev.
by Emo Girl Sparky-chan November 10, 2006
>80's style hair (including bandana usually)
>scarf usually around the neck once
>zip up hoody tied up in a knot in the botton
>left sleeve of hoody rolled up on the inside
>left glove rolled up on the outside
>t-shirt tucked into boxers and boxers pulled up to stomach
>trousers pulled down extremely low
> studded belt
>colourfulll socks
>right trouser leg tucked into socks
>left trouser leg rolled up on the outside
> go round shouting "rrrraaaaaaaaaaa" and singing i wanna rock (by twisted sister)
>causing trouble whereever we can
> starting on each other outside the precinct
>completely surviving on stolen items (eg having a shave in macy d's
> listening to techno remixes and old tv shows
>speaking with a black chav accent
luvums smeg and smudge
>scarf usually around the neck once
>zip up hoody tied up in a knot in the botton
>left sleeve of hoody rolled up on the inside
>left glove rolled up on the outside
>t-shirt tucked into boxers and boxers pulled up to stomach
>trousers pulled down extremely low
> studded belt
>colourfulll socks
>right trouser leg tucked into socks
>left trouser leg rolled up on the outside
> go round shouting "rrrraaaaaaaaaaa" and singing i wanna rock (by twisted sister)
>causing trouble whereever we can
> starting on each other outside the precinct
>completely surviving on stolen items (eg having a shave in macy d's
> listening to techno remixes and old tv shows
>speaking with a black chav accent
luvums smeg and smudge
by SMEGGYPOO December 01, 2005
This group (notice I didn't use the word 'individuals') is mostly characterized by kids from middle school to high school age. Emo kids are very rarely adults because if your still enough of a pussy to be emo when you're 20, you actually kill yourself when you start to realize that you had no idea what depression(or 'the deep black emptiness thats raping my withered soul' for translation purposes) really is.
The second largest characterization is by their dress-code, taste in media (notice I didn't say art. See porn if you want art) and writing poetry with all the same literary devices and genre. The music is usually made by someone who has managed to get rich off of being the most pathetic people the fad has to offer(raise a glass if you see them). They seem to think that dressing exactly the same(black everything so don't bother with your high beams) is also a sign of individuality (See individuality). Their clothes are all purchased, or scavenged, from patronizing all the same places: garbage bins, wal-mart lost and found, thrift stores, Hot Topic, and gratuitously burglarizing the storage buildings of pop stars from the 80's.
Finally, the third largest characterization is the insistence on being known as an individual whilst being part of the largest fad in recent history. Most of these children would say that they are individuals because they do what they want when they want. The fault in this logic is that everyone in America does the exact same thing. I highly doubt most of America's youth is still being dressed by their parents and are deprived of choice. They get uppity about getting called goth as well (if you ripped off the culture of an entire group of people that are just as stupid just because you where to scared to be as hardcore as they were, would you want somebody bringing that up all the time?). In effect, all anybody manages to do being an 'emo kid' is to subject yourself to ridicule, dress like a moron, and most likely end up with a head full of regret later on in life about how stupid you were to make out with a member of the same sex just to be seen as 'cool'.
They usually are found to frequent malls(a pop-culture hub oddly enough), MySpace and/or Face Book. Their pictures are from a 45 degree angle above their face. (See money shot)
The second largest characterization is by their dress-code, taste in media (notice I didn't say art. See porn if you want art) and writing poetry with all the same literary devices and genre. The music is usually made by someone who has managed to get rich off of being the most pathetic people the fad has to offer(raise a glass if you see them). They seem to think that dressing exactly the same(black everything so don't bother with your high beams) is also a sign of individuality (See individuality). Their clothes are all purchased, or scavenged, from patronizing all the same places: garbage bins, wal-mart lost and found, thrift stores, Hot Topic, and gratuitously burglarizing the storage buildings of pop stars from the 80's.
Finally, the third largest characterization is the insistence on being known as an individual whilst being part of the largest fad in recent history. Most of these children would say that they are individuals because they do what they want when they want. The fault in this logic is that everyone in America does the exact same thing. I highly doubt most of America's youth is still being dressed by their parents and are deprived of choice. They get uppity about getting called goth as well (if you ripped off the culture of an entire group of people that are just as stupid just because you where to scared to be as hardcore as they were, would you want somebody bringing that up all the time?). In effect, all anybody manages to do being an 'emo kid' is to subject yourself to ridicule, dress like a moron, and most likely end up with a head full of regret later on in life about how stupid you were to make out with a member of the same sex just to be seen as 'cool'.
They usually are found to frequent malls(a pop-culture hub oddly enough), MySpace and/or Face Book. Their pictures are from a 45 degree angle above their face. (See money shot)
"Holy shit, I think I just ran over an emo kid."
"Ahh, don't worry about it. The city will come pick em' up tomorrow."
"Ahh, don't worry about it. The city will come pick em' up tomorrow."
by Ethereality February 03, 2008
by carrie underwood December 01, 2006