Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

dead

my dog

april 16th 2018 - august 31st 2020

i miss you mika

you're dead but i wish you could come back home

by свитер October 24, 2020

fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

brain-dead syndrome

a literal idiot. so dumb to the point they have brain-dead syndrome.

gage: look at mason, he’s a fuckin idiot hanging out with his cocaine dealers. i wonder if he has brain-dead syndrome?

mason: smh 🤦 ♂️

by himynameismason January 30, 2021

pre-dead

Pre-dead is when you’re going through something atrocious, or have an injury but your friends/family don’t take you seriously. Treating others with less atrocious actions better, and making you do more than others even though they know you’re dying to.
Medications to PRE-DEAD: caring

I wish my family & friends cared about my pre-dead disorder.

by Tammy righting June 12, 2021

Dead Game

League of Legends Wildrift

Wildbrief plokers are so obsessed with dead game.

by ml plokers April 12, 2023