You can suck my aim's ass

When you're flexing how good your aim is to someone

Person A: I'm too fast for you to shoot me!
Person B: (headshots them) You can suck my aim's ass!!!

by Endr9 February 4, 2020

could jesus suck his own dick

Yes

stupid 1: could jesus suck his own dick?

stupid 2: ofc he could, he could even fuck himself

by jesus.net April 19, 2018

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by mostbadgesinrobIox March 18, 2022

National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

National suck and grab your guy bestfriends dicks day 29 june, go and grab your besties dick

Duke; Hey Charlotte can you suck and grab my dick? it’s National suck and grab your bestfriends dick

charlotte: Sure duke! :)

by daddys daughter June 27, 2020

You know what song really SUCKS?

Story of a Girl by Nine Days. When I was in school every day when I would wake up in the morning they would play that stupid song a lot. It was a really stupid song, they never even had a hit ever since...

You know what song really SUCKS?

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 22, 2020

suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

by amand-a-saurus rex October 18, 2008

meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master

Anyone who has ever refered to themself as a Jedi, dressed up like a Star Wars charater, or can't go more then two seconds without mentioning anything from the Star Wars universe. These lowly creatures can often be found in their parents house watching any or all of the Star Wars movies for the fiftith fucking time this month. Often they can be found in possesion of copeous amounts of memoribilia, especially one of those goddamn plastic light sabers.

My friend at work is cool, but all he ever talks about is Star Wars. What a meat saber sucking Jedi ass-master.

by angryboy July 24, 2006