Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

tea and nod

Getting ucked off while sipping a TT tea str8 out the Minecraft TNT cup sat back legs up watching some bare knuckle fighting on the YouTube

“Ayo lemme get some tea and nod” or
“Put the kettle on love you know what time it is”

by WAH WAH WEE WEE October 3, 2022

Ice tea

A drink but a nick name for a human I love BUT unfortunately he doesn't know me and he's beautiful.

A drink but as a human ice tea.

by Khargoosh September 6, 2017

Tea Bashing

When you are gossiping about someone in a very harsh and mean manner.

It's like spilling tea, but you spill the tea by beating someone with the cup it's in.

Girl 1: Did you hear all the gossip Sarah was saying about Laura?

Girl 2: I did. It was a regular ol' tea bashing session.

by bipirate November 4, 2021

Tea Sipper

"Tea Sipper" is a mildly derogatory term to describe someone who is English and perceived as two-faced, hypocritical, and shares prejudiced attitudes about others. At the surface level, a "Tea sipper" may be seen as polite, but in reality have no empathy and never genuinely mean well to others. They are also often described as amoral or cynical. "Tea sipper" in this case is simply directed at the English tradition of afternoon tea.

I can't believe he was talking behind my back like that, I thought he was a chill guy but deep down hes just another tea sipper.

by TacticalBotany February 16, 2024

Inverted Tea Bag

An Inverted Tea Bag is the delectable and often painful task of actually ejaculating your own testicles out of your own penis. This is accomplished by withholding from sex or self pleasure for 5 or more days. As climax is achieved the testis will exit the urethra and dangled oh so gracefully by the spermatic cords. It is then traditional to dab the testicles on a friend or lover's forehead.

The last time I attemped to do an Inverted Tea Bag only one of my testis came out. I had to hold a peanut near the end of my penis hole to entice the second testi to come out of its den.

by liboface October 31, 2011

Tease

Paired with a noun to describe something reminiscent of that noun. The noun becomes the adjective in the phrase. Commonly used by LGBTQ people.

Person 1 “That girl’s forehead is big asf.”
Person 2 “Rihanna tease.”

by Theone124703 July 30, 2024