Bald Poo Poo Baby

Basically a bunch of boys in my class. BUT ESPECIALLY MARKAS. HES SO BALD AND POOPY, HE LOOKS LIKE A FRIGGIN' DEFORMED CHICKEN NUGET, HE'S 4 FT 2 AND LIVES UNDER A ROCK. BALALLALALLALLALALLALLAL

"wow look at that deformed chicken nuget"
"It almost looks like Markas! A bald poo poo baby"

by The best person obvi April 26, 2024

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poo train

poo train is were someone gives someone ells a blow-job with shit on there nob

let me lick your pooey cock poo train

by will123321123 March 28, 2008

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Horton Hears a Poo

When you shit in someone’s ears and than slap both there ears making a ringing noise sounding like you are schizophrenic and hearing the name Horton moan into your head. As the sound increases, your bro gets to the climax and busts a big nut onto your forehead.

Mathew Zuckerman, lord of the cock, tends to leave his turds in my ear lobe. I like it a lot when he Horton Hears a Poo me

by Henloooooooo May 19, 2024

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Poo Muncher

A term used for casually half-insulting your friends if they're being assholes.

"Man, Micah is such a poo muncher."
"Knock it off, Trevor, you're being a poo muncher."

by momo_is_real_58484909 September 21, 2019

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poo show

Demonstration of pooping, typically done in medical trials during dysentery outbreak periods in an attempt to collect research and test population for being infected with dysentery.

"ye olde matey the ol poo show going on down by ends, those crackers won't stop shitting.

by hard rock 22 March 07, 2023

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