(n.) An expression used to describe a task which is nearly impossible to do while avoiding its by-products or consequences.
You want to go to a strip club without spending a lot of cash? Man, that's like trying to take a shit without pissing.
by Dwebbie Appleton May 31, 2009
The act of urinating so forcefully that anyone in earshot is convinced you have a hatred of toilets/urinals.
I held it for so long that when I finally went, the guy next to me said "you were pissing like you hate porcelain."
by THVVW October 06, 2011
A piss infected cum bubble is where u are having intercourse and when u project seman
u also let out urine and it puffs.... there u go u got your a piss infected cum bubble
u also let out urine and it puffs.... there u go u got your a piss infected cum bubble
exmple #1 name is bob
exmple #2 name is gary
hey gary last night i had sex with a nice ass hotty and i actully gave her a piss infected cum bubble.
that sweet bob what did it look like.....
exmple #2 name is gary
hey gary last night i had sex with a nice ass hotty and i actully gave her a piss infected cum bubble.
that sweet bob what did it look like.....
by chris99163 April 02, 2009
Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.
"Whats up, South Park guy!"
"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"
"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"
by FattusB April 02, 2010
When you need to piss and don't make it to the toilet but make to the bathroom and you just fucking release all over the floor, like seriously I have never seen such a sheer quantity of piss in my entire life before. I weighed myself after and I lost like 5 kilo's seriously what the actual fuck?! I don't think that's physically possible for my bladder to hold that much piss.
Piss covered bathroom floor
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
Scenario:
Person 1 (me): I just pissed all over the bathroom floor.
Person 2(my mom): what the fuck is wrong with you? This is why dad left.
by Bathroom floor pisser May 02, 2022
When the urge to urinate becomes so unbearable, after it being held in for so long, that the stream of liquid waste could conceivably be shot farther than 12 feet.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
When this urge occurs in males, the signature pumping action is not required to be performed beforehand, and may actually be counterproductive.
After being cheated out of over two hours of his life from seeing yet another god-forsaken Transformers movie, Billy now had to piss like a Super Soaker. The subsequent force upon the porcelain urinal nearly eroded it completely in just 40 seconds.
by Trey4Life May 30, 2011
i'll often tend to say this then im mad. i will also say go die in a hole in the depths of hell that i took a shit in.
by yur mom1 December 14, 2018