Jesus mode

Basically the opposite of sicko mode. Can be used when going to a place that you have to act socially acceptable, such as church or a funeral, or if you need to do good in a presentation or test for school.
"I'm about to go Jesus mode on the test."
by 241Bundalo March 21, 2019
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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Jesus Hernandez C

literally so h0t just ask me out already

hint - my zodiac starts with a a
hey Jesus Hernandez C ur annoying
by urfavhater November 23, 2021
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Jesus Stepper

Father Maurice from Sister Act was the OG Jesus Stepper
by 313.Lynn January 29, 2024
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Suffering for Jesus

Originated in Brighton UK
Being on your period

Menstruation
My girlfriend is losing her rag. She’s suffering for Jesus right now.
by BombTBomb March 03, 2021
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Jesus Card

When I say I pulled out the Jesus card: I have just done something almost impossible or something shouldn't have happened. (Got lucky as hell)
by Lore_boi October 26, 2020
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Jesus Card

When someone justifies their frowned-upon, or even illegal, actions by comparing themself to Jesus disobeying the Roman Empire by spread his beliefs. The general idea is that if Jesus was doing the right thing by broke the law in order to spread the word of god, then it is already for them to break the law in order to <insert action here>.
"Sure, its illegal, but did that stop Jesus when the Romans said his mission was illegal???"
*off to the side*
"Holy shit, he pulled the fuckin' Jesus Card!!"
by Xavien35449510 February 03, 2024
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