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Brownie Kiss 

Kissing someone's ass right as they are about to shit
Hey man I heard you and Jared were Brownie Kissing yesterday
Brownie Kiss by Dirtripper October 6, 2022

National Kiss Ryan Day

October 14th is National Kiss Ryan Day.
Me: Yo what day is it today?

Ryan: Its national kiss ryan day

national kiss short people day 

November 1st
if you don’t kiss a short person you will get Evaporated
Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day

Inuit kiss 

Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.
“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”
Inuit kiss by Weaselworth November 11, 2022

National kiss John day 

Find someone named john and kiss them
Haley find John and kissed his cheek on National kiss John day

National Kiss Brock Day 

November 24 Is National Kiss Brock Day
For example, if you see/talk to someone named Brock on National Kiss Brock Day you have to go and give them a big kiss on the lips!