hair bastard

a bald person who tries to convince people that they have hair

person 1: NO I SWEAR I HAVE HAIR, IM A HAIR BASTARD!!
person 2: I’m really not convinced bro

by archielmao February 8, 2021

Pineapple Hair

The top green part of a pineapple.

If you want to eat a pineapple, you have to cut off the pineapple hair.

by bloxburggirl June 16, 2020

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

Red hair has benefits

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022

Ball Hair

Yum Yum

is that some ball hair?
Yes

by BqllHair December 13, 2023

pineapple hairs

An intelligent man known as Anix on Youtube created this word. It is used when referring to the leaves on top of Spongebob Squarepants' iconic pineapple home.

"Pineapple hairs? It better be on the urban dictionary by tomorrow." -Anix

by FanofFandoms June 18, 2020

Jesus Hair

1. Something unknown or mysterious, and/or with mysterious origins.

2. An object that is near impossible to find or get.

1.
Person A: What is kept inside this dungeon?

Person B: An artifact. Some sort of Jesus hair.

2.

Person A: What do I need to make said potion.

Person B: You'd need to find a Jesus hair kept somewhere in the distant lands.

by red circle July 23, 2025

blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024