spicy street taco

Noun.

new flavor of doritos jacked chips.

also act of eating partners ass with bottle of hotsauce for lube.

How do those new doritos taste?
like a spicy street taco...

by 1977backwards October 9, 2014

Spicy taco

A culinary mishap in which a female cook handles dry or fresh chiles and then uses the restroom to urinate--thereby touching parts on or around her vagina with chile-infused fingers and causing some of the worst pain known to female-kind.

For the male version, see Spicy taco.

"I was putting some pasillas into the soup, got a call from the vendor, and then ran to the bathroom. When I was washing my hands I realized I gave myself a spicy taco so bad I had to break out the milk."

by CookinSpain November 4, 2014

taco punishment

When your taco (vagina) isn't quite as stuffed with meat (dick and/or color changing dildo) as it should be so you jam more in...even when the shell is about to burst.

Dude, every night is taco night, I never fail to deliver the punishment...that is taco punishment...

by Grunge_fuck_#1_A_nite_2_remmbr November 8, 2014

bite the taco

Something lesbians do.

She likes to bite the taco.

by MindLube December 7, 2014

Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly

This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.

by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015

taco bombing

Taco Bombing is when i women squats down and her flaps press against the face of a male/female.

Quick, go do some taco bombing that guy over there! Make sure your flaps are out.

by Mr Vigorous Shagger November 4, 2013

Taco

the best food item ever!!!!!!

person: I have a taco

Me: Your the coolest person ever!

by someonewrotethislol November 11, 2013