Pokey Bum Wank

An act of sexual pleasure where you take your fingers and insert them in the bum hole while doing regular masturbation

Jack got so turned on by Mega Cranes and Cosmic Cranes that he felt the need to pull down his own trousers and pleasure himself with a Pokey Bum Wank.

by Beluga Whale Pie February 12, 2025

pokey bum wank

To enthusiastically throw some digits up your own arse while jerking off like a mad man

Fuck Hank loves a pokey bum wank as his standard way of getting off, think it's the prostrate contact he enjoys the most

by KenNeth Roote December 2, 2020

Bum

The definition of bum is a person or someone who wears shorts and slides

Yo you look like a bum

by Bakestvall August 1, 2020

Bum

A homeless guy who lives on the streets

Luke: I dare you to lick a bum
Alexander: Which type?
Luke: Y'know? The homeless one
Alexander: OH FUCK NO!

by -Insert Name- November 15, 2017

Bum egg

A really hard and sharp poo that hurts when on the toilet having a shit similar to a hemmeroid

Tyrone: yo have you laid any bum eggs recently
Jerome: yeah man , 3 already and its only 8 am

by Disishshfisagdjdhsj August 17, 2024

Bum Ass Whore

A person who has many significant others, while mooching off of them at the same time.

"Messiah is a Bum Ass Whore!
Lives in his girlfriends place and still talks to his exes? What about the one with the kid?"

by Newyork22@! January 12, 2024

bumming

to “jerk off” or formally known to beat the meat

i sat and bed and started bumming my night away

by John Cast April 9, 2020