Crisp titties

Titties that are so dry and hard they feel like crisp bacon coming out the microwave/ oven

Mark: Hey dude did you see her tits
Matt: Yeah man they are pretty crisp. She has crisp titties

by puttycapsaretapsy October 11, 2016

supple titties

What your dad leaves in the dryer for you to take out after your Zoom class

Yo bruv I got to go get my dads supple titties out of the dryer, he left them in there.

by CBT Monoxide October 21, 2020

Titty Starvation

A rare condition a man gets from a lack of titty pics, can be life threatening.

oh man he’s aboutta die from titty starvation

by generalback December 25, 2020

tittie-t

A real muthafuckin G nigga!

Yo, Tittie-t is my nigga

by Tittie420 August 8, 2015

Pity Titty

when a girl feels bad feels bad for someone and to cheer them up sends them a picture of her titties

babe, im having a rough day. can i have some pity titty ?

by camerelle August 27, 2018

Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.

“Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”

by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022

Titty shitty bang bang

My friend's favourite porn. It involves a chest, male or female, and a whole lot of shitting on said chest.

Seb: "Aww man, I came so hard last night!"
Joe: "What were you jacking it to?"
Seb: "Oh you know, Some Titty Shitty Bang Bang!"

by XenosCore April 10, 2018