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Dead man's lover

1) When a problem is encured, this phrase is used to tell another person that the originator's needs are simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future.

2) To be doomed to misery in the near future

3) A term used to refer to a homosexual that engages in necrophelia.
1) "Dude, you know how you need that kidney? Well, you're looking at being a dead man's lover."

2) "I got drunk last night instead of studying for my Physics final, I'm a dead man's lover."
by R Vollen February 21, 2008
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Dead Chat

Dead Chat usually means well, the chat isn't talking that often.
"dead chat, no one is talking lmaooo"
by Gabe Doodle on DevianART April 19, 2022
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Dead

Swets is always dead even when he is not dead
Swets is dead!!!
by Deadmanswets October 8, 2021
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Dead (when used as a joke)

"Dead" is a short term used on the Internet to describe a place that is not active, temporarily or permanently. This term is most seen on popular Discord servers. Also can refer rarely to an actual death, though there is little to no confusion between the two definitions.
"I guess the server is Dead (when used as a joke).
by seizurebutton February 21, 2019
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Dead

Is he dead?
Hym "Did you kill him? You have 3 hours and uuuuuuuum about 25 minutes by the time I finish writing this to get him dead and guarantee the safety of a child. As far as I know nobody is going to kill any kids in response to his murder. So... Yeah."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2024
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