night gig

What you tell a friend when he calls you while you're bangin his mom.

Tim: *cellphone ringing* hey Howard, are ya free to jam tonight?

Howard: ah I can't Tim, you see I'll be working a night gig.. Wrote a tasty jam can't wait to play it live man it's gonna be great.

by DairyDingus96 December 14, 2014

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Night Tight

When your girlfriend is asleep in an awkward position causing her vagina to be tighter than normal upon entry when sex is promised.

My girl promised some bomb sex, then fell asleep, so I just slid into night tight pussy.

by Tunicavaginalis January 07, 2022

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Stoney Night

That one day of the week you have designated to blazing it up with the crew.

Friend: “Yo you wanna get drunk tonight?”
You: “Can’t, Wednesday night is Stoney Night”

by Treemonger420 July 29, 2020

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Kings night

Basically when your girl or whoever puts on a sexy suit while giving you head in a kings chair while he records and takes whatever pics he wants. The queen becomes the servant of the king to his sexual needs

I want a kings night for valentines

by Nightfreak227 March 15, 2021

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Night Cappius

Am automobile that rides the Seven Seas of alcoholic watering holes. A Captain and First Mate commandeer this vessel. The name comes from "Fancy a night cap?"

Captain: "Shall we set sail and seek a cold beverage? My body and soul quenches for a night cap."

First Mate: "Of course, Captain! Let us ride the Night Cappius. The Seven Seas await!"

Captain: "Spoils to the Victor!"

by Tetchan June 24, 2023

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