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Mexican Leche Dance

When someone takes note of a particularly voluptuous pair of breasts, and is so transfixed by them that they are unable to look away for more than a few seconds at a time. This leads to repeated head jerks back and forth in the direction of said breasts....the mexican leche dance.
My buddy was at the bar last night and didn't get any numbers, but he was doing the Mexican leche dance all night long.
by Wotan Clan August 23, 2011
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mexican jumping bean

when a female puts as many tampons in her rectum. a few hours later she drinks as much laxitives as she can possibly have. and the "bean" will jump out
yep i saw saw a porno where a chick had a mexican jumping bean!!!!
by poo91 April 13, 2009
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Dirty Fuckin Mexican

A beaner that talks like he is white, dresses like he is a china man, spells his name like a girl, and is only 5 feet tall (on his tippy toes). You may find him cleaning teeth or hanging out with badasses like 'white trash bastard' but he really belongs in the field.
"Notorious KLZ (aka Kristopher Lee Zamora) is a Dirty Fuckin Mexican"
by I B 'White Trash Bastard' April 27, 2009
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Mexican Hot Pocket

When one man s**ts in another man's butthole.
Guy 1: "Where's andy?"

Guy 2: "Oh, him and scott are at the anal surgeon, they had mexican hot pockets at the party last night..."

Guy 1: "I wish hadn't heard that."
by Jazlez December 20, 2009
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Mexican Taco Melt

The act of shitting diarrhea into your mates pussy after eating really bad mexican food the night before and eating it back out.
Dennis said that he would love to give sally stothers a mexican taco melt. He is one sick fucking chino!
by Fagadouchie The Hobbit December 16, 2008
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mexican girl wasted

MGW involves a mexicana getting wasted off bud light. That will lead into cussing out her enemy in Spanglish, they will throw blows & spend the night in jail.
Maria es un borracha look at her fighting she is mexican girl wasted
by Sad girl February 20, 2014
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Mexican Stand-off

Whichever incredibly talented sportsman happens to be playing at number 10 for Mexico's Rugby Union Team. Also sometimes called a Mexican Fly-half or a Mexican Outside-half.
If Rodrigo keeps working on his kicking he could one day be a Mexican Stand-off!

Luis- I saw a great Mexican Stand-off on the TV yesterday.
Carlos - Really? Were you watching a Spaghetti Western or something?
Luis - No, I watching Mexico v Guatemala Rugby on pay per view...

Jonny Wilkinson is a great rugby player but even he doesn't have the one quality required to be a Mexican Stand-off. He isn't Mexican.
by Rxmcgree May 2, 2010
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