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Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
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a phrase meaning

N.B.: this phrase is said to make someone look silly/ridiculous

a) "there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly continue claiming your point of view, even in the face of scientific evidence (or mass popular opinion in the secular world) to the contrary."
Aunt Petunia : Harry, you dress so terribad.

Harry : lol. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong, right? If i would conduct an opinion poll among Hogwarts students, 100% of them would say I dress normally for my school and my generation.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2013
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ratsoup eating bitch

1.)No good , skank low life skanky female that will do anything and everything to cross anyone in her path for her own good

2.)A man , that gives a women for their bill or a meaningful matter and takes the money and does something else other than that . Like spend it on another man
So you betrayed me , you a ratsoup eating bitch!
by Tk Sosa October 8, 2013
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Eat a Ditka

Eating a Ditka is a term used to tell someone to Shut the Hell up, or more universally to Get On Your Level (GOML). Also used when one-upping someone in competition. The term carries weight for two reasons. 1.) The resemblance to the word Dick, and 2.) How intense Mike Ditka is in real life.
Person 1: Jim Carrey was totally in Anchorman

Person 2: *looks it up and notices he is wrong* No he wasn't, it was Steve Carell. EAT A DITKA
by ImpairedRay February 7, 2012
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eat hummus

To go down on a Jewish woman or woman of semitic descent
"I hooked up with a Jewish girl last night. She is really into oral. I am going over to her place now home to eat hummus"
by Really likes hummus February 18, 2012
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eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012
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