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National eat her out day

On March 17 every year you can eat your girlfriend out all day and all night
person 1: hey baby is national eat her out day

Person 2: don’t mind if I do
by Official Odisha photo March 14, 2024
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eat your carrots and broccoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".
a boy, eating, lol, carrots, brocolli, and other stewed vegetables for breakfast, asks his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, you can socialize with people outside the family circle, George. And you gain knowledge that will later permit you to make something out of yourself. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket. Please eat your carrots and broccoli. Then just pick up your things so I can take you to class.
by Sexydimma May 25, 2012
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Bitch eating crackers

A bitch eating crackers is someone (male or female(but usually female)) who no matter what they do like eating crackers pisses you off. Usually has a low IQ or intelligence. Other versions of the phrase include Bitch eating chicken.
Person 1: Hey what's that girl's name over there?
Person 2: doesn't matter bro, you don't want that. She's a dumb bitch eating crackers
by CaptainVinno May 13, 2023
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EAT

me: YUM WII REMOTE YAAAOAOAKXKSIA Miis: AAAAAAAAAAA
by Faultycriminal1 March 30, 2025
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eat a xan

When you are about to consume one or more 2mg Xanax tablets.
Boy im boutta eat a xan and make an exam what the fuck is up!!!
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bachelor eating

A man who has been single so long that he has forgotten how to eat normally in front of a woman. The eating style resembles much like a cave man would eat and creates a large mess. On some occasions the eating is so quick and intense he grunts and forgets to use utensils/plates.
Girl: "Why aren't you eating?"
Man: "I'm too afraid of bachelor eating in front of you."
by Lil241 June 11, 2018
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eating ass in the bag

to fuck up in a major way!! and be real sad about it afterward

consists of overthinking, crying, and lots of self-pity/ hatred
UGH fuck dude, I accidentally messed up my hookup. I'm seriously eating ass in the bag.

My boyfriend broke up with me last fall because I kissed another boy at a party. I was really eating ass in the bag back then.
by secisfun January 26, 2021
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