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laser dragon

. laser dragon is a black squeaker and that is usually gay
. "laser dragons often play hearthstone and have sexual emotions for cards such as "reno jackson

.their dad often beat them with a belt
wow did you see that kid there? he is such a laser dragon
by cool guy523 April 6, 2018
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Bearded Dragon

When you are uncircumcised and you pull out all the way and she queefs, blowing up your foreskin. Leaving your uncircumcised member looking like a bearded dragon.
“My wife queefed so hard last night she gave me a bearded dragon, and then I gave it right back to her!”
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
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Arabian Dragon

Man puts firework in females butthole then the man sits on it until the smoke comes out of his mouth while screaming allahuakbar
I cant sit down… last night we did two Arabian Dragons
by Firework.Co August 1, 2021
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Dragon

I love dragon dogs
by long dog December 13, 2018
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Swagger Dragon

Someone that has so much swagger it's literally bursting out of them like fire
I thought I was cool then I met Kirstie, she's such a Swagger Dragon
by It’sMe! September 1, 2019
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Dragon

'hey, do you know dragon?'
'who's dragon?'
'DRAGON DEEZ NUTS ACROSS YO FACE, BITCH!'
by Mrs. Keisha October 12, 2021
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dragon press

A form of gay man sex when you put the tips of said penises together at the heads until you have a super saiyan dick experience
Carl and johnny spent all night dragon pressing and said it was great
by Pikachu thot July 14, 2017
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