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2 beers no shots

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023
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My, SHOT!

You died in the middle of a sentence, or your just a big fan of Hamilton.
I am not throwing away my, SHOT!
So yeah I was just- SHOT!
by ShoopSheepShaapShiipShuup February 21, 2022
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Mio Shot

Mio Shot (or Mio Shots) is the act of putting a generous amount of Mio Energy squirt bottles into a shot of vodka.
Chad: Yo bro! Let's see who can take the most Mio Shots before we pass out!

Brad: Mio shots? I heard that completely removes the vodka taste, is that true!?

Chad: Yeah bro, it's crazy!!
by bCashMoney January 23, 2023
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Abortion shot

A shot of tequila after swallowing semen
Brit took an abortion shot with her boyfriend Mike
by Mommy go May 13, 2022
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lohkz shot

half a shot to "conserve" alcohol.
1: I'm going to take a shot
2: That's a lohkz shot
1: I'm low on my vodka man
by LatinLover123467890 April 26, 2023
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tsunami shot

taking a shot of an alcoholic beverage, most likely something blue and then getting water thrown in your face followed by a slap.
Hey, let's go down to our local dive bar and get some tsunami shots!
by samml15 February 20, 2022
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cobra shot

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
*splat* Oh god, is this cum? Where the fuck did this even come from?!?! God dames cobra shots!
by Madro August 8, 2015
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