cunt mechanic

A person, primarily a physician and more specifically a gynecologist, or other professional such as a midwife whom deals with pregnant girls and women , who induces an abortion, i.e. the termination of a pregnancy, accompanied by, resulting in, or closely followed by the death of the embryo or fetus; an abortionist.

"Where's Brenda?"

"She off to see the cunt mechanic, today!" Louise said breezily.

Midge grunted. "Poor kid."

by Guy Dalziel July 16, 2008

Cunt whip

While having intercourse with a female partner, you remove your fuckstick from her box and proceed to whip at her vagina with your cock until it makes a loud Whipping like sound.

Oh my, Tammy's cunt is sore from that loud cunt whip you gave her last night.

by Andrew Zeiser August 31, 2004

Cunt Licker

Term used as an taunt/insult/dig towards a gay man, similar to saying "cock sucker" to a straight guy.

Gay Guy: "Hold on. I left the airplane tickets at home."

Other person: "WHAT?? You stupid mother fuckin' cunt licker!"*

*to which most gay men will respond, "You wish" if the person calling them a cunt licker is a woman.

by Rustopher May 9, 2006

Cunt Flaps

A curse, akin to 'oh balls', to denote disdain with an event or action.

"Cunt flaps, I've forgotten my keys"

Upon stubbing toe "Cunt Flaps!" expressed in anger.

by EllieJayne84 July 7, 2011

cunt hooks

derogatory term for someone who is acting in an annoying or stupid manner. Twice as effective as just calling someone a cunt.

Get out of the way, cunt hooks!
You fucking cunt hook.

by snorky December 9, 2008

cunt burger

the magically delicious roast beef mud flaps that hang off of your "virgin" girlfriend.

hey babe. you want romantic. i'll give you romantic. let me add some down south man meat to you deep fried cunt burger.

by Rey Rey December 30, 2004

hollister cunt

dirty whore-ish cunts who wear hollister like its jesus's piss

eww! look at that prep, she's such a hollister cunt

by KramPittamp June 18, 2009