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Dungeons and dragons

Simply the greatest RPG of all time. If you play D&D, you have access to an infinite amount of power and knowledge of the world. However the problem is that you will now be treated like a geek/nerd by everyone around you that is jealous of your newfound powers and probably be bullied by said people.
This guy’s playing dungeons and dragons, let’s bully him.
by Voltron77 September 30, 2023
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Cherry Dragon

by Milanlover12<3 May 5, 2021
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Reverse Angry Dragon

The act of blowing your load up her nostril, so it goes down her throat in her mouth, transforming her into a little sperm breathing angry dragon.
My Dom reverse angry dragoned me, while shooting his load up my nose.
by Anne_Bonny July 19, 2019
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Imagine Dragon

Imagine Dragon Is A Joke similar To Candice And Ligma.
Man 1: Hello, Do You Know Who Is Imagine Dragon Is?

Man 2: No, Who Is It?

Man 1: Imagine Dragon Dees Nuts Across Your Face!

Man 2: Gets Fooled With*
by IsaacMarbles May 22, 2024
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Bearded Dragon

A chill yet a fearful hunter.

Will kill any insect if hungry.
Don't think that you can catch a wild one cause they will run up your leg in 5 seconds.
Will comment suicide if near a ledge, or is on a bed, please watch out for any thing that is very high for a small fella like him/her.
JESUS THE BEARDED DRAGON IS ON MY LEG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

OH DEAR GOD HE JUMPED! (said the owner)

RUN AWAY HE'S SO FAST!
by B) is what I typed March 17, 2022
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Dragon City Porn

Mum! He's watching Dragon City Porn.
by SEXYBOI42069 December 8, 2020
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DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

your first real love, your darkest nightmare
DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hello, ahbap man.

*some time later*

SimpJimmy: See you around, man ahbap.

---5 long years later---

SimpJimmy: Hey DRAGON, I need to tell you something important.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Hey Simp, what's up?

SimpJimmy: I am not the person I pretended to be. It is time now.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Ahbap what are you talking abo-...

PijimSammy: *Pulls DRAGONDREAMFEET's heart out* Sorry, DREAM boy. I wish we could stay friends as we were for the last 5 years.

DRAGONDREAMFEET: *inaudibly* Move... to the left...

PijimSammy: Huh?! How are you still able to talk?

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Step to the... right...

PijimSammy: Crap!

DRAGONDREAMFEET: Dance your FEET off!!!

Mystical Epic Chorus: DRAGON. DREAM. FEET.

*A strong energy burst + sick explosion*

...

???: Not today.
by DRAGON-DREAM-FEET November 20, 2021
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