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Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM)

The cognitive process by which an individual makes a decision based solely on the emotional gratification he or she received while viewing that decision played out in a montage movie style format. In this montage, the individual is the main character of a super epic story, in which they are better looking than they actually are. However, this montage has no connection whatsoever to reality and the end result is disastrous consequences, wasted time, and usually suicide before the age of 35.
Mick: Dude, I'm thinking of studying cinematography out West, I think I could be really good at it and I see myself in my head just killing it all the time and being dope.

Jack: dude, don't do that. That's Montage Based Decision Making (MBDM).
Mick: ye.
by BonerMasterMick2 May 19, 2024
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making banana bread

This is when a girl masturbates with a banana for so long that the banana cooks and begins to smell like banana bread.
by bakers dozen October 10, 2009
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Make some toast in the tub

A reference to the suicide method of electrocuting oneself by getting in a bathtub of water and throwing in a toaster that’s on, coined by Bo Burnham in his song “Kill Yourself.”
Person 1: “How are you doing?”
Person 2: “I wanted to make some toast in the tub, but other than that, I’m fine.”
by zealasquigs April 30, 2023
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Make Taffy

Slang for masturbation. Mostly used by pre-college lesbians.
Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.
by Charles Texx September 10, 2009
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Well that makes sense

“I only text my friends when my fuckbuddy wakes up (I only care about him)” - “Well that makes sense
by Hajoon February 22, 2021
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What sort of God would make you kill kids?

YOUR GOD, YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GODDAMN! YOURS! NUMBERS, DEUTERONOMY, JUDGES!
Hym "What sort of God would make you kill kids? The Christian one does that all the time! Sometimes he kills them himself! How many people died in the flood? All of them? Yours! That one! Literally every kid that dies of cancer or disease is the victim of God's eternal maiming of humanity."
by Hym Iam November 7, 2023
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Make those donuts

"I'm off to work!"
"Cool! Go make those donuts."
by Nambuway November 18, 2018
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