The laziest band douche of them all. A person who is such a douche they need a canoe to hold all the doucheness and at the same time is to lazy to get anything productive accomplished.
RN is a douche canoe on the lazy river. I am glad i'm not him
by dtch lgnd July 31, 2015
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First-Class-Douche-Bag

beyond the motherfucker and fucktard here comes the First Class Douche Bag. Meant for people beyond the rank of Private Dumbass, Corpral Retard, Sergant Asshole, (or Assface which ever you prefer) Mayjor Douche Bag, Lieutenant Fucktard, Captain Motherfucker, and personal favorite; General Cockfacemotherfuckingretardedasshole.
Comes the First Class better that the rest First Class Douche Bad
Way to go you've been promoted to First-Class-Douche-Bag you fucking retard...
by Hioshi Kiintai March 24, 2010
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Elijha Douche-Tooth

A derogatory putdown. Similar too a tool or toolbag. You can shorten it to Doche-Tooth if it suits the situation. Named after the famous actress Elijha Duthcue. famous for such movies as "I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER" and "BIG DADDY"
Quit being an Elijha Douche-Tooth.
by Kevin M Lee April 28, 2006
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adjective

instead of calling someone just being a plain ol' bag of douche OR douche bag, they kick it up a notch by large sizing it.

You call someone this when they are of annoyance to you, or just plain retarded in general.

see also: douche bag, industrial

synonym(s): lame, stupid, moron
Kari: You know Mary? I can't believe what a big douche bag she has been since she's been dating Darby!

Alex: no no! she's being an industrial sized bag of douche!!

Kari: ooh!
by xenu! May 24, 2008
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Douche-Count double check

Driving or walking past a restaurant or bar a second time to gauge how many douchebags are there, to decide if you go in or not.
Friend One: "We can always go back to that bar."
Friend Two: "Yea let's do a Douche-Count double check."
Friend One: "To many douchebags here lets go somewhere else."
by Pretty boy Floyd June 21, 2013
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Inland Empire Douche Bag

A particular breed of douche bag residing within the confines of the Inland Empire of Southern California.
Inland Empire Douche Bag examples: May be Characterized by the following: 1. Raised off road vehicles 2. raised trucks or SUV's 3. Multiple IE, SoCal, 909, 951, Riverside 4. Life tattoos, GotSand, Glamis tattoos 5. over inflated sense of self worth 6. beer guts 7.heavily into RAP or Alternative Rock 8. Low IQ's 9. goatees or shaped beards 10. own a lifted or "weekend warrior" trailer 11. wearing sandals and oversized shorts 12. trash girlfriends 13. habitual smokers 14. have a crappy job or peddle loans and real estate or pyramid schemes.
by Douche Bag1 October 11, 2009
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Douche Grease Lard

Obeise people that don't even care to shower. Usually this person's ass crack is always showing, making people put a bullet through their heads. This terribly compliments the person's constantly greasy hair, which looks like she dumped bacon grease on it.
Boy 1: Oh my god I just puked out my ass.
Boy 2: Why?
Boy 1: I just saw a Douche Grease Lard.
Boy 2: You're lucky you didn't die on the spot!
Douche Grease Lard: You know I can hear you
Boy 1 + Boy 2: AHHHHH MY DICK JUST DISINTIGRATED
by puke16 June 01, 2010
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