pear bum

Pear bum - a person with a pear shaped ass, usually sagging and obese. More like a rotting pear than a firm, fresh, delicious pear.
When I saw him walking down the street, it was obvious from his pear bum that he was over the hill in terms of virility. Had he paid attention to the Chinese herbalist, he could have an Anjou Pear Bum, but instead he has a Bartlett Pear bum, and the sadness is infinite.
by Vorlon007 August 24, 2016
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Freaky bum

A person who secretly watches a lot of porn or knows an excessive amount of sexual things and it’s completely opposite to the persona they show people.
John was cool and all, but I found out he was a freaky bum.

Sarah’s a freaky bum she watches porn like everyday and is still horny!
by Dumthumb December 30, 2020
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explosive bum breathe

The act of setting on fire one's fart and lighting a fuse on an explosive with said fart.
Billy set off fireworks on the Fourth of July with his explosive bum breathe.
by Wizard Lizard March 28, 2014
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bum blitz

guy 1-I had a bum blitz last night
guy 2- I don't need to know that
by memewentz April 05, 2016
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Bum Wad

A cigarette rolled from dried pine needles camping
We have no smokes but can roll some bum wads to get us by….
by Yaesh September 04, 2022
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Bum Rot

Bum Rot is any form of disease, illness or ailment which originates or directly affects the Anal region at any point of the ailment.

The term was first coined after Freddie Mercury states in the film Bohemian Rhapsody “I’ve got it boys” to which the response from the original coiners of the term responder “The Bum Rot”
Anonymous: “You try shtanding on a production line for 12 hoursh, with fuckin’ shit falling out of yer arse every 30 minutesh”

Anonymous 2: “You’ve got the literal Bum Rot”
by Dave The Anal Invader April 29, 2019
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