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-1st base

Where you die before the girl evn knows you exist
Liam: dude I just got -1st base\
Tim: so that's why we're in heaven
by i'mtrumpandilovelasagna September 17, 2018
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Clam Baked

A level of high only attained by those who truly smoke. A state of being in which one can physically feel music and visually manifest thought. This is usually accompanied by a sense of security, as if enveloped by a protective clam shell.
3 bong rips and 2 backwoods in, Tim was so clam baked that he could sing with his toes.
by Mitpal December 18, 2018
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Mental bakedown

It's when you get a mental breakdown and so you start baking.
Yesterday was such a tough day, i had a mental bakedown and made 100 cookies. 👾
by sugaraddict January 4, 2019
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Air Base Hooker

A prostitute, but one who acts with the greater speed, efficiency and warfighting capability one would expect from a prostitute working an installation of the United States Air Force.
Bob: Whoa, that car is really fast!
Jim: Yeah, faster than an air base hooker!
by Air Base Hooker January 18, 2019
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Fucking Baked bean

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean
by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019
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Alaskan Baseball

When you’re giving a blowjob and instead of moving your lips up and down, you spin your head around the dick while you have your mouth on it. You do this enough times while the guy lays down so you’re dizzy. If you spin too much, you’ll throw up on his dick, and that will (not) be pretty.
Hey baby, you want to try a new position tonight? How about Alaskan Baseball? I want to make you spin!
by Feeling Kinda Naughty August 28, 2019
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Bublé base

When white people have been fucking long enough, they start listening to Micheal Bublé's christmas album together. This is the white girl's way of saying she wants to settle down.
Guy 1: What you up to?
Guy 2: Emily wants to get me in the christmas spirit, she's making me listen to some Bublé.
Guy 1: Damn, she dragged your ass right to the Bublé base.. Run!
by Rando-hobo September 7, 2019
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