potato sack

A term for:
Someone with Saggy Titties made of fat, beyond anything good.
Someone with an ass made of only fat, beyond anything good.
Generally acts like a hoe and pretends every guy wants her.

Person 1: yo that Gina girl is such a Potato Sack!
Person 2: yeah bro she is so nasty, it’s just gross.

by h@llo April 20, 2019

Potato Churner

beats peepee to shining really is a faggot and no one in the homie group likes him

Damn quit being such an Potato Churner!

by Potato Churner May 22, 2018

Potato Stuffer

Potato stuffer, Usually an obese black woman who is stuffed with “sour cream”

After my date with Sasha I was quite a “potato stuffer”

by Sherman Nutbugger August 28, 2021

Potato with a gui

Extremely slow computer

How slow is your pc?

You know, its a potato with a gui

by Xkell July 11, 2019

Doggy potato

A raw, boiled or roasted (but not mashed) potato inserted into a crevacial location during a sexual exchange.

I couldn’t get it up so I gave her a side of doggy potato

by shortfitandsexy January 15, 2023

Slow Potato

Slow insertion of double thumbs into one's partner while speaking sexy phrases in Spanish.

Babygirl, feel my slow potato, "Tienes una sonrisa hermosa."

by Whips-n-Chains April 18, 2024

slow potatoes

A specific tortoiseshell cat in Massachusetts, who is particularly slow.

"You can't get in my room, slow potatoes!"

by lothloriandreams August 15, 2023