One of the greatest minds in chess history, his Elo being 3400 and was a Grand Master before retiring due to beating a famous Austrian Painter and dying in the crossfire of WW2.
by oof Brainiac February 4, 2023
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They might not be together now but one day she'll realise true love was there all a long and she'll turn straight for him.
Jack is a true romantic and he'll do anything for her, ANYTHING.
They might not be together now but one day she'll realise true love was there all a long and she'll turn straight for him.
Jack is a true romantic and he'll do anything for her, ANYTHING.
1. Jack and Georgia weren't together yet but that wouldn't stop him from stalking her
2. Aadi may get to pretend to fuck her but one day Jack and Georgia will fuck.
3. Jack and Georgia fucked, he screamed AHHHH PIKACHU
2. Aadi may get to pretend to fuck her but one day Jack and Georgia will fuck.
3. Jack and Georgia fucked, he screamed AHHHH PIKACHU
by Bakeofftingz March 19, 2021
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Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket again.
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket YET AGAIN.
I need to find Jack Greenwood because he got lost in the supermarket again.
I’m getting tired of Jack Greenwood getting lost in supermarkets
Jack Greenwood got lost in a supermarket YET AGAIN.
I need to find Jack Greenwood because he got lost in the supermarket again.
I’m getting tired of Jack Greenwood getting lost in supermarkets
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Person A: How are you doin' man?
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
Person B: Terrible bro. Everything I decide backfires bigtime.
A: You gotta have a Reality Jack next time man. It's amazing what you can see with some Post Nut Clarity
B: I got a date tonight, I'll give that a go for sure.
by ProlificFizz October 21, 2019
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Jack Cromwell's estrogen levels exceeded the world record; lesbos find that attractive.
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
Bob said,"Hey, you should play Wak the Sak", but Dan said, "No, you should", and Bob said, "No", so Dan said, "Don't be such a Jack Cromwell"
by Jack Cromwell January 28, 2018
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