eat your brocoli

eat your brocoli

used instead of the phrase "don't ask too many stupid/irrelevant questions and just do as you are told".

a boy, eating brocoli for breakfast, ask his dad:

boy: dad, why do i have to go to class?

dad: because it's fun, James. And, please, because I am in a bad mood since yesterday, having gotten a parking ticket, please eat your brocoli. just pick your things so I can take you to your class.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Eating it plain

To perform analingus without the aid of a flavored substance such as ranch dressing or peanut butter.

She wanted me to toss her salad but since we didn't have any ranch I ended up eating it plain.

by beevi June 12, 2012

Eat a kitchen

The action of eating out a vagina. Yum...

Boy: Lemme eat a kitchen.
Girl: What the fuck?
Boy: Ya pussy nigga.
Girl: Hell no go eat a sink.

by billybobripa August 1, 2012

eating beak

The licking of another person's asshole.

I'd been eating beak for hours before I realized that I had a hoof stuck between my teeth.

by Purina Princess December 18, 2011

eat you under the table

When you ask your mate to go for a drink and challenge to drink him under his table but he can't make it but he says his Shee-la can join and she wants dinner and you challenge her to eat her under the table and she accepts the challenge. You lose a friend but you dine well

My mate Jimmy couldn't go for pints so me said "You was scared I was to drink you under the table" but he says you're a wanker me wife Shee-lah could beat you at that so he sends Shee-lah who wants a meal not pints and says "I bit ya you can't eat you under the table"

by jumbojim888 October 10, 2023

National Eat Your Midterm Day

On October 12 any student gets to eat their midterm and if they eat the whole thing there are no repercussions to their grade.

Professor, you didn't know? It's national Eat Your Midterm Day!

by flowers<3 October 11, 2023

eating lunch

A slang term for the sexual activity of cunnilingus. While the word 'lunch' simply refers to the vagina itself, it is only used after the verb 'to eat' in any of its forms and tenses. Eating lunch can be performed in both heterosexual and lesbian acts.

Infinitive: Do you want to eat my lunch?
Present tense: I eat lunch very well, according to my girlfriend.
Past tense: I was chatting up this cutie at the bar yesterday, I took her home and ate her lunch.
Future tense: I can't wait for my date with this girl tonight, I am really hoping that I will eat her lunch.
Present continuous tense: Baby keep going, you're eating lunch real nice.

by gorkieboys3000 October 29, 2023