five holes in the fence

A crackhead theory swifties came up with that they used to convince the internet that something was going to happen on March 1st 2019. It is used in the fandom to express their stupidity. Taylor Swift also called it “the best theory” because it’s the one swifties laugh about the most

Swifties: OMG THERE’S A NEW COUNTDOWN THAT’S GONNA END ON MARCH 1ST
Taylor: lol you wish
Swifties: BUT THERE WERE FIVE HOLES IN THE FENCE!!!

by taylornevertrustsaplayboy May 28, 2019

pink butt hole

A butt hole that's really nice. Its mostly pink. Or its more on the pink side than brown.

Jill has a pink butt hole.

by eric86549 October 24, 2008

Birth Control Hole

Using assfucking as a means to avoid pregnacy.

After she had her fifth kid from four different fathers Loretta would only let guys fuck her up her birth control hole.

by Chocolate Jizz March 24, 2006

Wisconsin cheese hole

The male puts his slong through the hole in a piece of swiss cheese and has intercoarse with another object unrelated to cheese. After jizzing into the cheese he procedes to put it back into the refrigerator for someone to find later.

I took a bite into the cheese and discovered that carl had a wisconsin cheese hole with it. (Good joke you asshole)

by Demarcus Freehallowsworth April 7, 2010

corn hole commado

1.One who hunts corn hole like he is on a military mission.
2.A fag

That fag is a corn hole commado.

by AROND July 20, 2007

Internet black hole

When you get on the internet to do one little thing that won't take long, but then you see a link to something interesting, then something else, and before you know it you've spent three hours on your computer.

I meant to check my email then do some chores, but my email had Myspace updates and new videos on Hulu. I got sucked into an internet black hole.

by ViviWannabe January 27, 2010

D-Punch the A-Hole

The act of performing anal sex.

My girlfriend was felling pretty kinky last night and let me d-punch the a-hole!

by Mick the Dick October 1, 2011