Person NaN

This person materialized out of utter nothingness and h̨̧̨̨̨̢̧̛̛̖̞̰̼̞͈͓͈̲̯͓̜̙͚͚͇̫͖̯̗̫͉͇̗̹̤̞̰͎̲̼̠̙̟̝̲͉͙͈̜̅̀̔͋̆̃͑̋̌̈́̅̅̿͊̊̂̇̐͐͛̈́̍̑̓̒͛̎̂̇̃͒̾͊́̍̑̅͒̃̃͗́̍̕̕͘͘͜͟͜͞e̡͈͓͕͓͓̮̭̘͓͔̼̝̼̟̠̮̗̻͔̦̰̗͓̫̞̣̮̰͙̹̫͚̦̫̹͓̳̝̮̳̙̹͉̮̓̃͛͒̽̾͋͊̋̀̿̈́͆̊̉̉̎̔͆̉͛̋̔̒̒̓̀́͂̿͛͛̆̄̓̾̉͑̿́̈̎͘̚̕͢͢͢͢͝͞͠͝͝ͅ ̧̢̨̧̛̮͍͚̥͕͉̟̭̪̼̭̗͙̞͖̮̟̮͚̞̱̯̭͕͙̪̝̳̳̘͔͖͖̤̥̳̳̬̯̇̈̂̂͒͒͛͐̍̌̓̽̍͆̑̾͛̓̌̋͐́̏͂̇̉͗̊̾̑̄̅̀̓̉̾́̋́̏̑͌͂̕̕̕͜͟͜͟͢͢͠͞͠ͅs̢̡̡͍͔̮͈̜̖̦͍̗̳̺̼̪͍̯̙̱̼̪̺͈͖͙̰̩̹̺̦̠͕͇͓͓̤̰̖̻̬̘͖͍̰̾̃͛̂̏̑̉̊́̐́̇͐͆̉͗̏͛̂̔͛̃̌̒̍̏̐̉͌͊͛̓͑̀͐̈́̑̉̌̽̒͒̒͑͗̚͜͟͝͞͡͠ͅͅͅï̢̡̢̢̢̡̛̛̯̻̹͍͕͕̞̼͎͎͖̹̖̼͓̣̹̠̮͚̣̦͙̲͚̪͕͍͕̥̜͈͕͇͎̭̮̝̰͖͐͋̈̓̅̍́̔̉͋̓̏͐͂̊̄̒̓̂̎̀͆̆̄͂̅̇̓́̉̑͌͌̊͂͗̾̐̓̕̚̚͜͟͟͜͠͠͠͡͞n̨̢̧̧̛̛͓̳̹̭͚̥̰̖͕̼͎͚̠̺̬͇͙̰̬̪̘̪̘̝͕̞̗̩͉̥̯͇̦̦͕͖̯̪̗̣̹̎̎̀̉͐̈̒̌̽̅́̃̿͌̀͛̆̍͗̀͆̎́̏̑͑̂̂̈̈́͒̈̒̐̆̄͗͑̆̒̀͘̕͟͢͢͜͡͠͝͞͞ͅn̡̨̨̡̛͎͔̞̱͖̭͎̫̠̙͚̘̦̖̜͍͎͇̜̳̗͎̪̰̲̭̘̥̖͍̲͈̱̯̻̖̬̬̼̙͉̜͈̠͊̐̎͛͐̂̎̾̈́͗̿̇́̆̐̊̾̌̑̂͗̈̓͋̿̋̑̽̈́̾̈̑́́̾̽͑̍́͗͊̋̈́͘͘͘̕͢͜͠͠e̡̡̨̛̲̩͚͎̲̰͍͓̫̙̻̭̻͔̹̩̭̼͓͙̗̫̩̲͉̫̣͚̫̘͉̠̤͙̺̞̭̼͖̝͐̌̇͌̿͗̔̀̏̑͌̓̽́̇͑͊̍̽̿̌͂͆̾̑́͛̀̈̃̇̂̈͛͛͂̌́̊̚̕̚͘̕͜͜͜͟͢͢͝͡͡͞͞ͅd̢̨̧̧̧̡̧̞͕̖̩͙̬̝̗̟̼̰͈͕̜̬̲̰̘̯̲̪̝͕͉̻̗̰͎̰͕̖̬̺̟͖̞̖̦̪̈̏͒̒̄̀͋͐͋̉̆̋̑̇͂̾̄͊͊̄̃̾͋̀̀̆̿͋̆́̆͒̉͌͗͌͂̒̈́̀͋͆̚̕͘̚̚͘̕͜͜͞ͅͅ. And that why he lost his value and is Person Not a Number now.

Person (we dont know): Alright, sin(pi) is 0, so i will go for cake.
Person 32: YOU MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THIS
Person (we dont know): NO WAIT NO-
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*Person (we dont know) turns into Person NaN*
Person NaN: aw man

by The person creator December 15, 2025

Person 37

Person 37 is the rival of Person 33's time travel nonsense

Person 33:bye im going to 1969
Person 37: HELL NAW
Person 37: YOU BETTER NOT DO THAT BUDDY
*Person 33 already time traveled to 1969*
Person 37: oh gosh...
*timeline breaks*
ESAELP em pleH :73 nosreP
*timeline breaks again*
Poo-poo face №37: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! THATS ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Poo-poo face №37: im calling PERSON 32!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*timeline shifts back into normal because of someone*
[phone] (this is not real)
Person 37: Hey pal, wazzup?
Person 32: Nothing much, just fixed a broken timeline
*timeline breaks again again*
type 37 diabetes: Oh no...
Person 32: What happened?
type 37 diabetes: our timeline broke again
*Person 32 fixes the timeline again*
Person 37: im pretty sure that we don't have much longer if this keeps happening
Person 32: I just need to know who does this
Person 37: It's Person 33.
Person 32: alr gtg cya gotta give him a beating lmao bye
*0.01492537313432814925373134328149253731343281492537313432814925373134328 microseconds later*
Person 33: H̡̝͓̙̲͂̿̓̓̕͢͞Ẽ̘̠̍L̨̦̲̙͉̀͆͊́͝P̨̮̳̳̝͎̍͗̉̆̆͘ ̧̨̫͎̩̯̇͛͛͒͋͠M̱̱͕͍͍͙̗̻͉͙̫̖̖̀̃̍́̊̈́̌̌͊͂͂͞͞E̹̞̦̟̙̫͕̼̱͈̎̀͆͛̄͊͛̐͂͞
Person 37: Perfect.
Person 32: S̯̦͐͗T̖̍Ơ̭͂͜P͈̺̿͗ ͇́B̭̓R̹͇̓̔Ê̢͇̲͇̫̿͑̆̐À̡̬͔͕̿̽͑K̦̯̱̎̇̓͠ͅI͈͆N̢̘͍͓̒͊́̕͡ͅG̺̅ ̧̛̜̒T̙̻̈̽Ḩ̩̿̚E̡̳̻͕̍́́̃ ̗͙̯̆͑̕T̡̞̍͌IḾ̫͇͕̈̀Ẻ̙̹̗͓̍̔̓L͈̙̹͈̋̉̈̇͜͡IN̖̯̠̓̆̀E ̜̤͌̊À̺̗̖̹̓͊́Ş̤̳̞̾̓͛̆S̗͙̳͆͛͠HO̩̾͘͜LË̪̮̘͑͛́͜

by The person creator December 16, 2025

One-Star Person

The opposite of a Five-Star rating. As often used for a hotel or restaurant, etc.. One-star is the lowest rating on the scale. Except this applies to people.

Do you see that one-star person checking in to the hotel with Walmart bag "luggage"?

by TheBirdee December 17, 2025

Person 67

the most brainrotted person. never use this im begging

Person 67: 6767 MANGO MANGO TS SO TUFF BOIIII
Person 1: what the actual fuck

by 520real December 17, 2025